"NAME THAT TUNE, MR. SPOCK"

I've been wandering through some old Spy Magazine archives lately, and found a little list that had me laughing to the point of tears. Here are my favorites from...

"Name that Tune, Mr. Spock!"

•This celebratory gathering occurs at my behest and I shall be lachrymose if it so befits me.

•She chooses to purchase a terraced incline directed toward a postlife paradisiacal region.

•The leather coverings now encasing my pedal extremities have been manufactured for the specific purpose of ambulatory forward motion.

•Adieu, jaundiced vehicular pathway consisting of blocks of baked clay.

•You provide illumination for the period of time delimited by my nativity and the complete cessation of my metabolic function.

•The deity had little or nothing to do with the manufacture of minuscule viridescent seed-bearing fruits.

•Expresses deep affection toward yours truly in the manner of a hardened igneous object.

•There is a total lack of vaccine or similar relief for the feeling of ennui engendered by the period of the annum characterized by warmer overall temperatures.

•I resisted the body of legislative constraints upon behavior, and those same constraints emerged victorious.

.....Given the dates of Spy Magazine, these are older songs. What would Mr. Spock be singing today? Anyone?